Recursive

Category: Musings

  • You get what you pay for…

    PC World, TechGuys (PC Service Call), Parceline – One of them screwed up.

    The fianceé’s laptop died on a Thursday. It would POST, but it would simply restart itself before Windows started loading.

    It’s a Vista machine so I tried to use its self-repair options, but to no avail.
    I took it to work to see if my colleague the IT support guy had any further ideas but alas.

    It was less than a year old so I was able to take it to PC World (where it was bought originally).

    So I take it to the shop after work.
    The guy at the desk clearly can’t be bothered trying to help and insists that I have to call a support number to get a code before they’ll take it from me.
    Can I use their phone? “No, that only makes internal calls.” (*cough*bollocks*cough*).

    I give in, take it home and call from there. I’m taken through the same repair process that I’d already attempted multiple times by a friendly but non-technical call centre employee. At the end of the call I explain that I’d like to complain that I couldn’t make the call in the shop. He’s surprised I’ve been told this since he has himself taken calls from PC World employees.

    I arrange a collection and am given a code.
    Monday morning it’s collected by Parceline, and am told that they usually don’t take very long to return.
    Next morning I get a call from the post room saying that they’ve got a laptop for me. That was quick.
    Talking to the courier we agree that it’s probably a mistake. Unfortunately, he can’t take it back since he doesn’t have the correct paperwork. Fair enough, insurance etc.

    I call the TechGuys and explain the situation, that I’m irked and that I’d like some kind of express service to compensate.
    The call centre kid appears to take it personally and puts me on hold for about five minutes before the call gets disconnected.
    I call again and am told that I will have to wait for more than 24 hours before it gets picked up. I have no choice so I agree.

    It’s collected on the Wednesday morning as arranged, and returned fixed on the following Monday (10 days after I first reported the problem).

    ‘Fixed’ I called it. Actually, all they did was replace the hard-drive, something I could easily have done myself.
    Fortunately they installed the correct version of Windows.
    What of the files? All gone.
    What of the broken hard-drive itself? Not returned to me. (I may have wanted to send it to a hard-drive recovery centre.)

    Communication from any of the parties involved? None, apart from the ripped proforma which accompanied the fixed laptop, with 5 ticks and the scribble regarding the replaced hard-drive.

    I’m glad I’m not having to try and get any money back.

  • NatWest Anti-Fraud Team: Impressive

    Despite my reservations regarding NatWest’s Card Reader, I wish to voice how impressed I was with their Anti-Fraud Team.

    DreamHost’s incredible billing blunder resulted in some peculiar charges to my card.
    So when I was trying to pay what I actually owed, it was denied by the issuer.

    I tried a few times (just in case), but then my mobile rings. It’s NatWest asking if it’s me attempting to make these payments.

    That’s joined-up thinking. Some automated system has obviously spotted the unusual activity and gets a human to check it out. They have my number, call me, I explain. They then inform me that I should wait a short while and try again.

    Bit of a pointless post I guess, but I thought they should get some credit.

  • BBC Homepage Beta Using jQuery

    The BBC Beta Homepage is using jQuery, but unfortunately it’s ugly.

    I should qualify that – I think it’s a good move to make the homepage more personalisable, but does it have to look so Web2.0?
    Big text was a fad a year ago, but it’s too informal for an internationally recognised and respected news source, and it makes it look so childish – I dread to think what the new CBBC sites would look like!

    I realise this is only a beta, and may well change considerably, but without a bit of a shrink I won’t be likely to use it as a homepage tab.

  • BT (‘British’ Tele-extortion) Woes

    BT have me in a head-lock.

    I get my phone and broadband service from them, and am charged, on average, £30 per month.
    This is not overly excessive, but I wanted to reduce it somehow, since I’ve been made better offers by Virgin Media.

    After digging through the website after looking at my online (paperfree) bill, I eventually find a number. (The usual 0800 800 150).
    On calling this number I’m asked by the automated system whether I’m calling from the phone[line] I wish to talk about.
    I am, and press ‘1’ to indicate as such. (The alternative is to enter the phone number.)
    So why am I asked for that number every bleeding time I actually talk to a real human being?

    I’m then asked for my account number for ID verification (though they are loathe to admit that’s why), oh, and my name and my address and postcode. (All of which are on the bill, so anyone who can intercept my bill can claim to be me.)

    So, who do I speak with? Various people in India, that well-known British territory.
    Is that why they can’t see my phone number, because they’re on some crappy-quality network 5000 miles away?

    After explaining the reason for my call I’m told all the things I already know, the total cost of my last bill etc., and I have to suggest that we look into changing my broadband package. Oh no, that means I have to be put through to another department! Okay, fine, just get on with it.
    “Welcome to BT. Your call may be recorded…” … “If you’re calling from the phone you wish to talk about…” Argh!

    I give all my details again, and am eventually told that I might be better of upgrading my broadband package to avoid a repeat of “your recent email” notifying me that I went over my 8GB limit. That was about 6 months ago.

    Can I just cancel my account? “Yes, but you’ll be charged the cancellation fee.”
    Not actually a fee, just the whole bill (minus call charges) for the remainder of the contract, which is until August ’08.

    Oh bugger.

  • 3 / Skype Marketing Technique

    I was recently contacted by Matt of 3mobilebuzz.com and offered the chance to trial a pair of 3 (the network) Skype
    (the VoIP company) mobile phones (3skypephone.com) for a month. (No obligation to do anything, other than the mention of returning them after a month.)

    I thought it was an interesting marketing ploy – it seems very generous, but is probably not actually particularly expensive to such large companies.
    I also thought it seemed a little risky – how many people will return the phones? How many people will actually generate any hype, and will it be positive?

    The first link above will show that the scheme has been going for some time already and world-wide – highlighting one of the benefits of calls made using VoIP (i.e. via the internet).
    You can also see that they’re being fair with the selection of linked blog articles – some have negative points about the phone.

    I’m not going to review the phone itself since many others have done that already, unless enough people leave comments here.

  • Recursive Moved Itself

    The highly observant amongst you may have noticed that I have moved this blog to my personal domain, jezmckean.com.
    You should have been brought to this domain automatically, and I hope to fix the multitude of links online, but need the automatic move for those I can’t fix.
    I’ve done this because I’m working to separate my freelance business, jazzle.co.uk, from my personal stuff.

    Eventually, the blog subdomain at jazzle will be replaced with a work related one.

  • Rename Terrorism

    If only [tag]terrorism[/tag] were renamed to ‘mild trepidation-ism‘ it wouldn’t be so effective.

    Fortunately, I live in the [tag]UK[/tag], [tag]England[/tag] specifically, where our stiff-upper-lip-ed-ness prevents us from being too affected by [tag]terrorist[/tag] attacks.
    It’s only when services are damaged that the country is really slowed.

    Clearly there are some who unfortunately bear the brunt, often physically, in these attacks. Life for them, and their family and friends, may well be permanently changed.
    But we have to put things in perspective: many many more people are killed by smoking than by terrorists in the UK; many more people are injured in simple DIY accidents than by terrorists. So why be so scared of it?

    Being terrified by such a slim statistic is no way to live a life.

    Calling it ‘Terrorism’ only serves to make it more powerful.

  • Why I might leave my bank: The NatWest Card Reader

    Update, over 10 years later… I didn’t switch.

    nwcardreader.jpgI have received in the post a Card Reader from NatWest.

    They have designed this device to beef up the security around the (excellent btw) online banking.

    The flaw? The fact that we will eventually have to take the damn thing everywhere you go. And the card of course.

    The whole point of online banking is, afaiac, the fact that you can use it anywhere. Now we will only be able to use it IF we have the card reader with us, IF we have the card with us, and IF it actually works. And IF the battery isn’t dead.

    I regularly use NWOLB at home and at work, so what do they suggest? “You could use someone else’s.” Well that’s just stupid.

    Further issues:

    • I have two accounts with NatWest, both of which are accessible with the same login credentials. However, only one of those accounts has a card new enough to use this card reader. When will I therefore be forced to start using the card reader? I don’t know, but I expect that they will send me a new card (meaning my saved card details at various sites will have to be updated) and probably another card reader.
    • nwcardreaderpackaging.jpgThe amount of plastic, cardboard and paper used to send the card reader is shameful. From the outside in: Plastic postage bag, cardboard box, plastic tray, cardboard box (again), bubble-wrap, plastic bag.
    • It is my joint account which is ready for the card reader, but the other holder (the gf) wasn’t informed, and certainly wasn’t provided with a reader. She has also used NWOLB from work, so that’s four places we already use the service, i.e. three places we now won’t be able unless we carry this thing with us. Which we obviously can’t both do.

    I am happy to pay the few extra pennies it would take to cover the fraud that this device might prevent.
    I am happy to take the risk that it is my account that is compromised if they just abandon this daft device.

    I am genuinely considering moving to another bank if this reader turns out to be compulsory.

  • Ticketmaster Rip Off!

    I just bought tickets for me and the gf to see Jimmy Carr in June.
    £18.50 each, seems okay.

    Total cost once Ticketmaster have added excessive fees and exorbitant postal charges: £46.75!
    That’s an extra 25%. Absurd, but we have no choice.

    UPDATE: Jimmy Carr was great! I even got a laugh myself when I called something out. (Audience participation was encouraged btw!)

  • Scientology Is A Cult

    I just wanted to use the word ‘[tag]cult[/tag]’ it since it enrages them so.

    Religions generally preach peace, forgiveness, etc., yet it appears [tag]Scientology[/tag] is all about brain-washing, coercion, and the elimination of anyone who even considers any contrary beliefs.

    How anyone can defend such behaviour is beyond me.

    I am glad to learn that its requests to be recognised as a [tag]religion[/tag] here in the [tag]UK[/tag] have been rejected, but am concerned that it could still happen.